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Dan and Phil interviewing 5sos

  • Dan: Hello my name is Dan and this is my friend Phil.
  • Luke: How long do you think my dick is?
  • Phil: ...
  • Dan: Uhh...
  • Michael: Do you guys have pizza on ya?
  • Phil: Um...
  • Dan: No....
  • Ashton: Hey guys come look at my selfies don't I look hot in every single one of them?
  • Phil: I think...
  • Dan: But Phil and I just wanted to talk about...
  • Calum: The boys think im a chicken when I try to cross the road
  • Dan and Phil: Is this a joke ur trying to say...
  • Calum: WELL IT'S CALLED COMMON SENSE MOTHERFUCKER IM OUT
  • Dan: But we were trying to do an interview--
  • 5sos: Nice meeting ya great chat by the way thnx
  • Dan and Phil: But--
  • 5sos: *door closes on their faces*